"Very well! Three opponents to test their worth against Master Mini-Porky!"
The Porkybot approaches and takes up a mallet, set to play the whack-a-mole game. It ambles rather slow, eventually thunking mole after mole for a grand total of-
"10 moles for Master Mini-Porky," the host tallies. "Master Lucas, you're next. Do bear in mind that Master Porky absolutely adores the word 'win.' And if the words 'indulge' and 'humor' mean anything to you, you'll know what to do."
"Huh?" Lucas goes as he picks up the mallet. But he turns back to see Kumatora mouth something and makes an understanding, "Oh!"
"But," the host continues, "If you try to throw the match, Master Porky will be very displeased indeed. Understand?"
Lucas nods again.
"And mind the old guy in the hat. If you hit him, you'll get zapped. Begin!"
The whack-a-mole game starts again and Lucas very quickly taps mole after mole, counting under his breath with each one. After hitting the ninth one, he stands in the middle and waits for the host to call time.
"Wow! What an incredibly close match! Nine moles!"
The host then gestures to Enzo and says, "You are next, sir."
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Re: The Empire Pork Building
Date: 2013-11-29 06:39 pm (UTC)The Porkybot approaches and takes up a mallet, set to play the whack-a-mole game. It ambles rather slow, eventually thunking mole after mole for a grand total of-
"10 moles for Master Mini-Porky," the host tallies. "Master Lucas, you're next. Do bear in mind that Master Porky absolutely adores the word 'win.' And if the words 'indulge' and 'humor' mean anything to you, you'll know what to do."
"Huh?" Lucas goes as he picks up the mallet. But he turns back to see Kumatora mouth something and makes an understanding, "Oh!"
"But," the host continues, "If you try to throw the match, Master Porky will be very displeased indeed. Understand?"
Lucas nods again.
"And mind the old guy in the hat. If you hit him, you'll get zapped. Begin!"
The whack-a-mole game starts again and Lucas very quickly taps mole after mole, counting under his breath with each one. After hitting the ninth one, he stands in the middle and waits for the host to call time.
"Wow! What an incredibly close match! Nine moles!"
The host then gestures to Enzo and says, "You are next, sir."