His next laughing fit peters out and he exclaims, "Oh! You love your little dramatic plays, so this couldn't have come at a better time for you! It seems the seventh and final Needle has just been located deep underground, below here."
Porky hacks out more laughter, absolutely giddy.
"I assume you want to pull it too, right, Lucas? Why not go and check it out then? I'm even being fair enough to tell you where it is. That really will make this game all the more fun! But I think I'll use my shortcut to give myself a head start, if you don't mind! Bring it on! If you can catch up to me, that is! Here, you can use this elevator all you want! Spankety spankety spankety!"
The chains jerk and hoist Porky's bed back up just as the floor beneath Lucas and his friends suddenly drops down
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Re: The Empire Pork Building
Date: 2014-01-25 05:58 pm (UTC)His next laughing fit peters out and he exclaims, "Oh! You love your little dramatic plays, so this couldn't have come at a better time for you! It seems the seventh and final Needle has just been located deep underground, below here."
Porky hacks out more laughter, absolutely giddy.
"I assume you want to pull it too, right, Lucas? Why not go and check it out then? I'm even being fair enough to tell you where it is. That really will make this game all the more fun! But I think I'll use my shortcut to give myself a head start, if you don't mind! Bring it on! If you can catch up to me, that is! Here, you can use this elevator all you want! Spankety spankety spankety!"
The chains jerk and hoist Porky's bed back up just as the floor beneath Lucas and his friends suddenly drops down
once,
twice,
and then falls under completely.