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Lucas peers into the door from Milliways.

Yep, still Kumatora's bathroom.

"I'll be right back," he tells Enzo and Tyler.

He steps into the bathroom and out into Kumatora's bedroom, Boney beside him. The three talk for a bit, catching up after the three years they've been separated. What to do about Duster, the Hummingbird Egg, and the Pigmask Army.

The plan is simple enough: Lucas is going to go up into the attic while Kumatora, as Violet, goes out and collects the members of DCMC. Once she's out of the room, Lucas goes back to Milliways.

"So guys, I think there might be a change of plans. I gotta sneak through the attic so the bodyguards in the hallway won't see me. Feel like coming along?"

Boney, wearing a red and white cap and a green shirt, pokes his head out and gives them a "Woof!" of greeting.

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"Those're our targets?"

"They'd have the most information. Thomas was down there, too. I don't know what he knows but he might be more willing to talk than the Pigmasks."

Lucas then turns his head to the mice, who seem to be chittering away at him. His eyes widen a bit and he mouths the name, "Alfie?" One of the mice then puts a loaf of nut bread in his hands.

"Um, thank you?" he says back.

"I don't think we'd be able to find out too much from those targets by spying on them here, Enzo." Tyler answers, before staring at Lucas' conversation with the mice, and the nutbread given to him. Then he starts to eye up the packages in the corner, walking over to open one up.

"We wouldn't overhear that much, though maybe that higher ranking Pigmask will brag to the girls he's got around him. you know, trying to impress them."

"Yeah, but we can't count on it," Enzo agrees. "We'll have to get down there. Which probably means more weird stuff attacking us. Honestly, this is as random as a Game. And what was up with those mice?" he demands of Lucas.

"They think I'm their grandson Alfie," Lucas says, shrugging before breaking off some of the nut bread to eat.

He didn't really need to, though. The present Tyler opened made everyone feel fully restored.

"There's always the way we came from. You can do that if there's not a way from here. There are a pair of bodyguards in front of Kumatora's door, but I got an item that can distract them if you wanna take it."

A beat.

"A Game?"

"Oh, yeah, Games are one of the things Users use computers for. Playing in them is one of a Guardian's duties. Some of them can be really weird."

He does not go into further detail. Lucas' world doesn't have computers at all, so it's not essential, and the full explanation can get really depressing.

"It's a long story...anyhow, I think we'd better move on." Tyler looks at Lucas. "It might be easier to sneak out of the band room than your friend's room anyways."

"You might be right. But I'm still gonna give you guys the Made You Look. The bodyguards should be in the same hallway, so it'd still be a good idea to distract them."

Lucas offers the nut bread in his hands to anyone who wants some before pocketing the rest and getting out the Made You Look.

"It's a sort of siren. Works pretty much the same as some bombs, pull here and toss away."

"I'll take that," Tyler says, reaching out for the Made You Look after putting some of the nutbread into his pack. He might have all the toys, but to be honest, he's a lot better at USING them.

Enzo cheerfully accepts his own role as ~~meat shield~~ muscle. "I think the inside of that backpack's bigger than the outside."

He pockets some nut bread as well. Mmmm, nut bread.

"He should help other people store things, then," Lucas jokes as he and Boney lead the way out this time.

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"As you can plainly see, I am a wooden bass," the Jealous Bass at the end of the attic path says to a stunned Lucas and company. "I'm still in my prime. But ever since the bass below showed up, I've been left to rot in this moldy-smelling attic."

He turns to them while Lucas whispers, "Really?"

"I'm filled with so much frustration," the Jealous Bass continues. "I'm gonna turn this frustration into violence and take my stress out on you guys! You're gonna be bawlin' your eyes out!"

A guitar and drum joined the bass while Lucas began using his PSI. He could be heard saying, "DefenseUpα!" every now and again, psychically shielding his friends.

...What....the..FUCK. Tyler only has a second to stare and gape before fight begins, and a player guitar and a beaten drum join in to help the Jealous Bass in it's fight.

"Enzo! You aim for the guitar!" Tyler shouts, throwing some snapping smokebombs at the drum.

"Right!" Enzo charges at the guitar, smacking it with his yo-yo on the way, turning its music (which has an odd, sobbing quality) into discordant jangling.

Then he grabs it, clamps his hands over its strings, and holds it until it stops struggling.

It's a smart tactic. Otherwise the Jealous Bass surely would have gotten in a jam session of a painful sort.

Boney bites at the Bass but he tosses the dog off.

Lucas cries out, "PK Love!" and the instruments are hit with his psychic attack.

"You're getting your kneecap privileges revoked buster!" Tyler shouts, swinging his lightsaber to take a few whacks at the drum as it marches back through the smokebombs.

"Why does it even have kneecaps? It's a drum!"

Once Enzo is satisfied with the guitar's quiescence, he changes his grip on it and aims it at the Jealous Bass.

♫WHAUMMMMMM♫

"It's walking on two little legs!"

The drum became tame as a result of the removal of its non-existent kneecaps. The Bass staggers back at Enzo turning its former teammate's attack back on it.

"There's only one now," Lucas says. "We can wear it down. PK Love!"

He hits the Bass again while Boney does another bite, this time not being thrown back.

"Smokebombs!"

"Hello—hey, what town are we in?"

"Why's that matter?"

"I need something to shout."

"Fine! We're in Tazmily!" Lucas says as the Jealous Bass advances on him. He barely manages to guard with his stick.

Boney bites at the lower part of the Bass, hoping to unbalance it.

"Thanks. Hello, Tazmily!"

Power chorrrrrrrd!

"Lightsaber!"